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Rakshbandhan Jokes

 • Why did the rakhi blush? Because it saw the brother's wallet coming!

• What did the sister say to her brother on Rakshabandhan? "You're the 'rakhi' to my 'pakhi' – always keeping me in line!"
   
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• Why did the computer send a rakhi to its sibling? Because it wanted to "byte" into their bond!

• What's a sibling's favorite dance on Rakshabandhan? The "rakhi-shake" – one step forward, two steps back, just like their love!



                                         
                                                     ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰   Raksha Bandhan


• Why did the brother give his sister a clock for Rakshabandhan? Because he wanted to make sure she was always on "sibling time"!

• What do you call a rakhi that tells jokes? A "laugh-ki"! (Rakhi sounds like "rocky")

• What do siblings always bring to the Rakshabandhan party? Their "knotty" personalities and lots of love!

• Why did the sister put her brother's smartphone in the rakhi gift box? So he could finally "app-reciate" her!

• What do you call a brother who gives his sister chocolates on Rakshabandhan? A "sweet protector"!                


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• Why did the sister refuse to tie a rakhi to her brother's shoe? Because she wanted him to "step up" his sibling game!

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun, meant to bring smiles and laughter to your Rakshabandhan celebrations!




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